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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

You might be a Prepper If.....

You Might Be A Prepper If......


  • A Power outage is viewed as an adventure!
  • You eat leftover collard greens for breakfast...and enjoy it!
  • You have snares AND Texas Pete in your car!
  • You recieve more than 5 seed catalogs each month! 
  • You have more totes of *prep* food than real day to day food!
  • If you are incapable of buying *just one* of anything!
  • If you have 20 bottles of aspirin because they were on sale for $.88 at Walmart!
  • If you have more bullets than there are armed people in your state!
  • If you see canning supplies and get physically aroused!
  • You have a solar powered well pump with enough water to last ten years even AFTER that fails!
  • Solar powered dehydrators....enough said!
  • When a Zombie Apocalypse movie starts to look like an awesome vacation or life goal....and you see nothing wrong with that. :)
  • When you go to the store for a box of ammo and walk out with a case...knowing your spouse will be angry.
  • When you spend more time debating what the 'group' should have or should not have done on The Walking Dead, than watching the show.