You might be a Prepper If.....

You Might Be A Prepper If......

• A Power outage is viewed as an adventure!
• You eat leftover collard greens for breakfast...and enjoy it!
• You have snares AND Texas Pete in your car!
• You recieve more than 5 seed catalogs each month! 
• You have more totes of *prep* food than real day to day food!
• If you are incapable of buying *just one* of anything!
• If you have 20 bottles of aspirin because they were on sale for $.88 at Walmart!
• If you have more bullets than there are armed people in your state!
• If you see canning supplies and get physically aroused!
• You have a solar powered well pump with enough water to last ten years even AFTER that fails!
• Solar powered dehydrators....enough said!
• When a Zombie Apocalypse movie starts to look like an awesome vacation or life goal....and you see nothing wrong with that. :)
• When you go to the store for a box of ammo and walk out with a case...knowing your spouse will be angry.
• When you spend more time debating what the 'group' should have or should not have done on The Walking Dead, than watching the show.

 

• If you understand *2 is 1 and 1 is none*
• If your home fire drill includes picking up your *go bag*
• If you go home for a visit 90 miles away and your *overnight* bag contains 200 rounds of ammo, 2 handguns and a long gun.
• When you have more caches on your property than people in your neighborhood.
• If you know more about native plants and their uses than your child's middle school science teacher. (and he is a biologist)
• If you convert at least one closet into a food storage pantry in your home and hiding under the bed isn't an option anymore either.
• If you are ordering antibiotics online at an exotic fish store and don't own any fish.
• If your store room has a bigger variety of supplies than walmart.
• If you have more than 30 bars of soap and 50 rolls of toilet paper sealed in a vacuum sealed storage bag.
• If you think having night vision is a huge asset but live in a subdivision in suburbia.
• Night vision? What about Thermal imagining rifle scopes? (enough said lol)
• When you live just outside of a major city and you require to have at least 1 vehicle be a 4x4 with decent ground clearance and 300 miles of fuel at all times.
• When on Christmas morning most of the presents under the tree are made of steel and polymer and are on most soldiers wish list.
• When at least one of your caches is actually an underground fuel tank that can hold 10,000 gallons.
• When laying out your "flowerbeds" you fill them with herbs/flowers that have medicinal/food storage benefits, not because they are pretty.
• Holy crap! I'm subscribed via SMS (text) and this thread is blowing up my phone!!! 
• When re-doing landscaping at your house you plant thorny rosebushes under all the windows as an extra layer of security. 
• The letter S*H*T*F are worn off your keyboard. 
• When you have a booze cabinet that is the envy of all your friends and you don't drink. (barter/medicinal) 
• If you can bake bread, cook steak and bake a cake while camping 
• When you know the routes around your town that don't have "big brother" cameras on them. (okay is that one only me?) 
• When your garden/kitchen has absolutely nothing to do with Monsanto.
• When you look at your prepping inventory spreadsheet and no matter how much is listed there is always room for more  
• When you have a minimum of 10 locations to weather the big one.  
• When every tool has a minimum of 3 uses
• If you have ever considered buying a waterbed just so you could use it to store wheat. (or water)
• When your dog tries to run and hide under your bed to avoid a bath only to realize you have crammed 14 cases of #10 cans under it : )   
• If you BOOOO the prepping experts on Doomsday Preppers after their *assessments*   
• When you have to move the guest bed out of the guest bedroom because you need more space for shelving units.
• When you have more preps in your closet than clothes. ;)  
• You trade in your apt for an RV and are ready within minutes if anything should come 
• You dehydrate left overs. hehe 
• You scout for where all the solar panels are located in your town
• You get excited when you get 5 gallon buckets and bags of rice for your birthday (or Christmas)
• You fantasize about bug out locations
• You decorate your bug out locations lol 

I will be adding to this frequently!!!  If you would like to add one to the list please leave it in the comments section and I will post it. :)

Thanks To; Shawn Smith, Kris Kauffman, Holly Rosintoski, Johnny Greene, Stephanie Dayle, Ren Wench B, Ian Stermer, NeGa Preppers, Tracy Miller, Kevin L, McFarland, Rose P.